<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6787547929143769543</id><updated>2011-07-08T05:30:02.337-07:00</updated><category term='spoof'/><category term='video'/><category term='dad jokes'/><category term='obama'/><title type='text'>InfoBlogger News</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6787547929143769543/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Info Blogger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10232727609978453160</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6787547929143769543.post-6299668890583064828</id><published>2009-10-22T08:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T08:12:52.472-07:00</updated><title type='text'>One Day In My Life...</title><content type='html'>Just about each day is the same as any other in my life, I guess!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today was fairly typical - except our puppy dog ran away, and we had quite a time trying to track him down.  Finally, we found him sitting under the pew on our church back seats!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Guess he finally got religion! :lol:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mom dropped by for a visit, and to make sure we're well settled down in our new place.  Not surprisingly, she was upset at how bare and messy the place was - but hey, give us some time to really do somethin' with it, huh! ;-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weather's been pretty warm and we can take out our woolen's later this year, I hope.  Thogh it would be nice to have a white Christmas!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This blogging thing is pretty cool.  When I started, I wasn't sure how much fun it would be - but so far, so good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ciao.  Later.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6787547929143769543-6299668890583064828?l=infobloggernews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/feeds/6299668890583064828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/2009/10/one-day-in-my-life.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6787547929143769543/posts/default/6299668890583064828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6787547929143769543/posts/default/6299668890583064828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/2009/10/one-day-in-my-life.html' title='One Day In My Life...'/><author><name>Info Blogger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10232727609978453160</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6787547929143769543.post-5367330691230198700</id><published>2009-10-07T20:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T08:09:24.713-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Love-ly Quotes</title><content type='html'>A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;George Jean Nathan &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But whether it be dream or truth, to do well is what matters. If it be truth, for truth's sake. If not, then to gain friends for the time when we awaken.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Pedro Calderon de la Barca &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Richard Bach&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;George Edward Moore &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Share yours?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6787547929143769543-5367330691230198700?l=infobloggernews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/feeds/5367330691230198700/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/2009/10/some-love-ly-quotes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6787547929143769543/posts/default/5367330691230198700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6787547929143769543/posts/default/5367330691230198700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/2009/10/some-love-ly-quotes.html' title='Some Love-ly Quotes'/><author><name>Info Blogger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10232727609978453160</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6787547929143769543.post-2781881254596455134</id><published>2009-09-30T11:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T08:07:35.587-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dad jokes'/><title type='text'>Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say</title><content type='html'>10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6787547929143769543-2781881254596455134?l=infobloggernews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/feeds/2781881254596455134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/2009/09/top-ten-things-youll-never-hear-dad-say.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6787547929143769543/posts/default/2781881254596455134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6787547929143769543/posts/default/2781881254596455134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/2009/09/top-ten-things-youll-never-hear-dad-say.html' title='Top Ten Things You&apos;ll Never Hear a Dad Say'/><author><name>Info Blogger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10232727609978453160</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6787547929143769543.post-5198557169094122856</id><published>2009-09-22T08:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-22T08:06:08.706-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spoof'/><title type='text'>Funny Barack Obama Spoof Video</title><content type='html'>I think this is real funny!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IVaiIvcav64&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IVaiIvcav64&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6787547929143769543-5198557169094122856?l=infobloggernews.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/feeds/5198557169094122856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/2009/09/funny-barack-obama-spoof-video.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6787547929143769543/posts/default/5198557169094122856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6787547929143769543/posts/default/5198557169094122856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://infobloggernews.blogspot.com/2009/09/funny-barack-obama-spoof-video.html' title='Funny Barack Obama Spoof Video'/><author><name>Info Blogger</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10232727609978453160</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
